Dwight Schrute is no longer a Staples associate.

This past Thursday on The Office, Dwight Schrute -- having recently quit Dunder-Mifflin and unable to find another corporate sales job -- took a position as an associate at his local Staples. The funniest parts of the episode included Dwight being smug to one of his co-workers during lunch in the back room and being very weird -- and very creepy -- to a customer. By the end of the episode, Dwight left Staples and returned to Dunder-Mifflin.

In the real world, the Staples folks had some fun on Friday. Click on the above Staples memo to make it big enough to read.

Also, some good blogs dedicated to The Office: life in the office and OfficeTally. And -- good, bad, right or wrong -- here's a site that let's you watch episodes of The Office (and other shows) online for free: QuicksilverScreen. Enjoy.

Remember: they work for you. They must respect you. If you can fool them into thinking that you really care, you can get them to do anything for you. Even kill if necessary.